Monday, June 30, 2008
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Quote of the Month 5!
"Joe Frazier is so ugly, he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wildlife." Muhammed Ali
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Random Facts of the Month 5!
- An electric eel can produce a shock of up to 650 volts.
- An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes.
- Beaver teeth are so sharp that Native Americans once used them as knife blades.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Joke of the Month 6!
Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself.
He says "Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me".
His friend says "Don't worry. Just tuck a twenty dollar bill in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill".
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
Eventually he reels home and his wife starts to give him a bad time.
"You reek of alcohol and you've thrown up all over yourself, my God you're disgusting" etc.
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, he says, "Wait. It's not what you think. I only had one drink, but this man was sick on me. He'd obviously had one too many, or else he just couldn't hold his liquor. He was very sorry and he gave me twenty dollars for the cleaning bill. Look in my breast pocket."
She looks in his breast pocket and says, "But this is forty dollars".
"Ah, yes." says the man. "He pee'd in my trousers too".
Thursday, September 06, 2007
More games have arrived at Stuffdogs after a long delay...and here they are:
Bloxorz Get the block to fall into the square hole at the end of each level. Challenging game!
WPN Fire An awesome stick action fighting game!
Squares Revamped An awesome 4 in 1 game that is a sequel to Squares 2. Dodge your way to win!
Friday, August 31, 2007
Random Facts the Month 4!
Here they are:
- If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
- The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
- If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
- The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
- A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Quote of the Month 3!
"No Froot Loops!" --Saddam Hussein, getting upset at his guards when offered a substitute for his breakfast cereal of choice, Raisin Bran Crunch
Thursday, August 23, 2007
OK, OK. Here is the start of a series of my very first game and series (made for Stuffdogs). It may be quite crap etc etc, but hey, its a start.
Hopefully, every month I will put in another part of this series with different styles and techniques!
If you could post some comments on how to improve the game or any ideas for a new game please make a comment.
The aim for all games is to collect the crystal(s).
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Joke of the Month 5
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!!!!!
Saturday, August 18, 2007
Introducing the latest fun games to Stuffdogs:
Dodgems A game of skill. Dodge the balls around you for the longest time!
Cursor Run Your mouse cursor is challenged by a red cursor. Move to the circle before the enemy mouse cursor.
P.S Dont forget to post your highscores!
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
2 = 1 ???
Here's something to think about:
a = b
a² = ab
a² - b² = ab - b²
(a + b)(a - b) = b(a - b)
a + b = b
If a = b = 1; then does that mean that 2 = 1?
Harry Potter Puppet Pals
Its taken a while, but Stuffdogs have finally included a range of HPPP movies into Stuffdogs. Including:
- The Mysterious Ticking Noise (thanks to Wef)
- Bothering Snape
Plus much more!
Sunday, August 12, 2007
The 'Hungry Man Pie'
Sorry, sorry, Yes I know I have been slow but it is finally here! The review of the century!
Due to my lousyness I have not had the energy to make another post in a while, but your anticipation pulled me through! Yes, you!
So, here it is:
The Four 'n' Twenty Hungry Man Pie REVIEW
Have you ever ate a pie at the footy or dinner time and just felt totally unsatisfied afterwards? I know I have. That’s why I got curious when I saw that four 'n' twenty were releasing a new pie range that they claimed would satisfy the hungriest of men. After mum had nipped down to the shop and got me a four pack I decided I would put it to the test.
The first thing I noticed about the hungry man pie range is that they have the claim that it’s “60% bigger than normal (Original Four N Twenty)”. So I found an original one and compared the two pies. To my amazement I discovered the Hungry man was about twice the size in height and much wider base. In my opinion it was at least 75% bigger than the original and looked much sexier.
Anyway, my wonderful Mum cooked two hungry man pies and after 40 agonizing minutes of waiting I was ready to give them a try. Without any exaggeration I can honestly say they were both were some of the best pies have I ever tasted. There is much more meat in the hungry man pie giving it a richer flavour to it. Unlike other big meat pies it does not go cold in the centre. After finishing the pies I was not hungry for the next two hours which is excellent by my standards.
Overall the Four n Twenty Hungry Man Pie is a very satisfying feed and does not lose its quality despite being larger. Rating= 4.5/5 stars
Congratulations, Hungry Man Pie!
Thursday, August 09, 2007
Saturday, August 04, 2007
Following the popularity of Ragdoll Avalanche, Stuffdogs have decided to add a couple more games made by the same group, including:
- Particles...a fun game where you have to avoid the red balls and
- Ragdoll Avoider...a 4 in 1 addicting flash game!
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
Dc. This post is totally random and really has no point whatsoever. I only posted this was so the Dc could get some recognition (for what?), it was his request to do so and to make sure that my posting ability was not taken away from me.
While I'm here, why not let me drive you insane with some of these retarded questions?
1. Is there another word for synonym?
2. If a turtle loses it's shell, is it homeless or naked?
3. If a fly had no wings, would it be called a walk?
4. Isn't it a little unnerving that doctors call everything they do 'practice'?
5. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
6. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
7. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
8. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
9. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
10. If a deaf person swears in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
11. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
12. Does a mother hen tell her chicks bugs taste like chicken?
Hehehehehehe... yep... this would be a pretty good time to say that thing that kenny always does...
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Random Facts of the Month 3!
Phew, just managed to squeeze these random facts in time:
- According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction
- When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.
- 1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.
- Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.
- When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.
- Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15% wider than normal.
- The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
- Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.
- Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Its here...The Line Game!
Thanks to Wef, now everybody can enjoy this excellent game. It was so good I had to make an official post of it. Its a terribly addictive game, which I believe is one of the best small flash games. It is a MUST PLAY! It lets you post highscores once your done!
To play click here or for future time, you can play the game in the 'games' section.
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Stuffdogs have now added 13 more maginificent games, including the amazingly addictive series:
- 'Puzzled' and
As well as the sequel to Stick Avalanche, Stick Avalanche 2 (thanks to Wef) which is much more better than the original, with all new multiplayer mode.
This and more games in the Stuffdogs 'Games' section!
And remember if you have a highscore please feel free to post in the highscores room.
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Family Guy Quotes
This page is dedicated (not to me) but to family guy! Please post all those family guy quotes(you've been desperately waiting for an excuse to get out) under the comments section of this post.
I might also like to add that the lucky number for this post is....
0 ... (how fortunate...) ... ... 0 ... ... 8!
Thats right! 8! But that's boring... so lets do it again!
0... ... 8 ... ... 2!
Lets all see if we can get to 82! It'll be tough, but the SDGMA will prevail!
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Postman Pat Middlesbrough Style!
LOL, I found this so hilarious I had to make an official post on it.
P.S This movie will soon be found in Stuffdogs movies section.
Monday, July 16, 2007
Stuffdogs has undergone quiet a big update adding more games and movies, but also formatting the layout of the pages mentioned as well.
Stuffdogs have fixed some more games and added 6 more games which I believe are quite good, including Stick Arena and the latest Yetisports: Yetisports 10 Icicle Climb.
But my favourite games added would have to be Ballbounce, X Bounce and Kitty Cannon, though all are good.
Also, the movies page has a undergone a little change, as well as adding 3 more fantastic movies: The Dentist, The Evil Strawberry and the 7th installment of the funny series Burnt Face Man!
Total games=157 Total Movies=154
Friday, July 13, 2007
Friday The 13th
It's Friday the 13th!!!
Oh, and it's also my cousin's birthday, but...
It's Friday the 13th!!!
This post is dedicated (not to Ham) but to Friday the 13th.
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Quote of the Month 2!
Here are your quotes for July...
Cthon98: hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
Cthon98: ********* see!
AzureDiamond: doesnt look like stars to me
Cthon98: thats what I see
AzureDiamond: oh, really?
AzureDiamond: you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
AzureDiamond: haha, does that look funny to you?
Cthon98: lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
AzureDiamond: thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
Cthon98: yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
AzureDiamond: wait, how do you know my pw?
Cthon98: er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
AzureDiamond: oh, ok.
xxxGirlygirlxxx: Thank you for listening to me.
xxxGirlygirlxxx: You know your a really good listener.
xxxGirlygirlxxx: Sweety please say something.
Sandaedar: Ok I'm back.
Friday, July 06, 2007
While being a spastic, and looking up randomnessness, I found this most awesome site where you can change any thing you want (supposed to be your name) into another form. For example I have taken kenny's, wef's and my own real FULL name and messed it up a little:
- Ham = 'Ha Ha! Jerk ban 'n' not! (whatever the hell that's supposed to mean...)
- Kenny = 'Weeny 'n' Nags' (again... interesting...)
- Wef = 'Sex mad, lane hijackers'
The last is probably the most sensible one, but you can try heaps of things that are actually pretty weird, eg. George Bush = 'He bugs Gore.' - Hilarious!
If you'd like to try it out yourself do not visit the site here. That is designed to confuse you and to make sure that you are actually reading what important notices I have to say, and not just skimming through this very large and boring amount of looooong words, looking for the link which will take you to the site. If you actually want to visit it, the site is www.anagramgenius.com/server.html
Thursday, July 05, 2007
Can You Read This?
Can you read this?? Olny srmat poelpe can! ?
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Some funny things
Here are some funny things I found while going through the net:
These are excuse notes that school secretaries have actually received. Some of these were in an article in the Detroit News back in the 1970s.
- “John was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.”
- Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
- “Please excuse Johnny for being. It was his father’s fault.”
Also, some hilarious quotes from sport stars:
- “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father” Greg Norman
- “The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.” Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.
- “I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.” - Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.