Thursday, July 05, 2007

Passing The Time

Ham said: "i hate lying there for 8 hours though... if anybody could tell me effective ways to pass the time, please make a post"
The most effective thing to do in bed to pass the time for eight hours is to knock yourself unconscious by smashing your head against the wall repeatedly until the wall is painted red.
Well, that's what I do anyway, if you have any better suggestions for passing the time over night in bed, please leave a comment.

**Disclaimer**: Wef will take no responsibility for damage to your wall or brain. Wef is not qualified in any area of Science or Medical(ness?) and anything he says should be ignored, at risk of self-harm.

2 Comments:

Blogger Ham said...

Thanks Wef, i tried that technique last night and found that it not only passed the time quickly and efficiently, but i rather enjoyed myself.
Just one thing though, after i was done bashing my head against the wall in a fit of rage, the wall was not splattered red like you said. Instead it was green, but i guess thats normal too...

1:42 PM

 
Blogger kenny said...

im confused...r u being sarcastic? or r u telling the truth...hmm

8:46 PM

 

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