Stuffdogs! The Place to Be!

2008-06-30T20:55:00.003+11:00

Yaplet / Cbox

Yaplet

Cbox (backup)

Just so we don't lose the URLs.

2008-01-10T12:56:00.000+11:00

This is just a test to see how long it takes for someone to notice this.

2007-09-26T15:20:00.000+11:00

Quote of the Month 5!

"Joe Frazier is so ugly, he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wildlife." Muhammed Ali

2007-09-25T14:31:00.000+11:00

Random Facts of the Month 5!
- An electric eel can produce a shock of up to 650 volts.
- An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes.
- Beaver teeth are so sharp that Native Americans once used them as knife blades.

2007-09-19T17:00:00.000+11:00

Joke of the Month 6!
20 Dollars:
Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself.
He says "Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me".
His friend says "Don't worry. Just tuck a twenty dollar bill in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill".
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
Eventually he reels home and his wife starts to give him a bad time.
"You reek of alcohol and you've thrown up all over yourself, my God you're disgusting" etc.
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, he says, "Wait. It's not what you think. I only had one drink, but this man was sick on me. He'd obviously had one too many, or else he just couldn't hold his liquor. He was very sorry and he gave me twenty dollars for the cleaning bill. Look in my breast pocket."
She looks in his breast pocket and says, "But this is forty dollars".
"Ah, yes." says the man. "He pee'd in my trousers too".

2007-09-06T18:39:00.000+11:00

Games...ta dah!
More games have arrived at Stuffdogs after a long delay...and here they are:

Bloxorz Get the block to fall into the square hole at the end of each level. Challenging game!

WPN Fire An awesome stick action fighting game!

Squares Revamped An awesome 4 in 1 game that is a sequel to Squares 2. Dodge your way to win!

2007-08-31T17:12:00.000+11:00

Random Facts the Month 4!
Here they are:
- If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
- The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
- If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
- The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
- A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

Enjoy!

2007-08-29T20:30:00.000+11:00

Quote of the Month 3!
2005:
"No Froot Loops!" --Saddam Hussein, getting upset at his guards when offered a substitute for his breakfast cereal of choice, Raisin Bran Crunch

Enjoy!

2007-08-23T17:49:00.000+11:00

Casader series!
OK, OK. Here is the start of a series of my very first game and series (made for Stuffdogs). It may be quite crap etc etc, but hey, its a start.

Hopefully, every month I will put in another part of this series with different styles and techniques!
If you could post some comments on how to improve the game or any ideas for a new game please make a comment.
The aim for all games is to collect the crystal(s).

Total games=177

Enjoy!

2007-08-22T17:43:00.000+11:00

Blockhead!!

Blockhead is a very funny and hilarious flash movie series by Michael Swain and it is a MUST WATCH. There are 9 episodes in total with a 10th almost ready. Watch these hilarious movies in the movies section.
It does take a while to load though, but it is worth it! :)

Total movies=169

Enjoy!

2007-08-21T18:19:00.000+11:00

Joke of the Month 5
Bad email:
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here!!!!!

2007-08-18T11:24:00.000+11:00

Latest Games

Introducing the latest fun games to Stuffdogs:

Dodgems A game of skill. Dodge the balls around you for the longest time!

Cursor Run Your mouse cursor is challenged by a red cursor. Move to the circle before the enemy mouse cursor.

Total games=174

Enjoy!

P.S Dont forget to post your highscores!

2007-08-14T22:27:00.000+11:00

2 = 1 ???

Here's something to think about:

a = b

a² = ab

a² - b² = ab - b²

(a + b)(a - b) = b(a - b)

a + b = b

If a = b = 1; then does that mean that 2 = 1?

2007-08-14T17:48:00.002+11:00

Harry Potter Puppet Pals
Its taken a while, but Stuffdogs have finally included a range of HPPP movies into Stuffdogs. Including:
- The Mysterious Ticking Noise (thanks to Wef)
- Bothering Snape
Plus much more!

Total movies=160

Enjoy!

2007-08-12T16:23:00.000+11:00

The 'Hungry Man Pie'

Sorry, sorry, Yes I know I have been slow but it is finally here! The review of the century!
Due to my lousyness I have not had the energy to make another post in a while, but your anticipation pulled me through! Yes, you!
So, here it is:

The Four 'n' Twenty Hungry Man Pie REVIEW
Have you ever ate a pie at the footy or dinner time and just felt totally unsatisfied afterwards? I know I have. That’s why I got curious when I saw that four 'n' twenty were releasing a new pie range that they claimed would satisfy the hungriest of men. After mum had nipped down to the shop and got me a four pack I decided I would put it to the test.

The first thing I noticed about the hungry man pie range is that they have the claim that it’s “60% bigger than normal (Original Four N Twenty)”. So I found an original one and compared the two pies. To my amazement I discovered the Hungry man was about twice the size in height and much wider base. In my opinion it was at least 75% bigger than the original and looked much sexier.

Anyway, my wonderful Mum cooked two hungry man pies and after 40 agonizing minutes of waiting I was ready to give them a try. Without any exaggeration I can honestly say they were both were some of the best pies have I ever tasted. There is much more meat in the hungry man pie giving it a richer flavour to it. Unlike other big meat pies it does not go cold in the centre. After finishing the pies I was not hungry for the next two hours which is excellent by my standards.

Overall the Four n Twenty Hungry Man Pie is a very satisfying feed and does not lose its quality despite being larger. Rating= 4.5/5 stars

Congratulations, Hungry Man Pie!

2007-08-09T16:58:00.001+11:00

The N Game

Since Ham's interest to this game, Stuffdogs are proud to announce the inclusion of: 'The N Game' to the games area.
It is quite a good game.

Total game =174

More Ragdoll~ness

2007-08-04T15:20:00.001+11:00

Following the popularity of Ragdoll Avalanche, Stuffdogs have decided to add a couple more games made by the same group, including:
- Particles...a fun game where you have to avoid the red balls and
- Ragdoll Avoider...a 4 in 1 addicting flash game!

Total games=173

Enjoy!

Dc

2007-08-01T19:23:00.000+11:00

Dc. This post is totally random and really has no point whatsoever. I only posted this was so the Dc could get some recognition (for what?), it was his request to do so and to make sure that my posting ability was not taken away from me.
While I'm here, why not let me drive you insane with some of these retarded questions?

1. Is there another word for synonym?
2. If a turtle loses it's shell, is it homeless or naked?
3. If a fly had no wings, would it be called a walk?
4. Isn't it a little unnerving that doctors call everything they do 'practice'?
5. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
6. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
7. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
8. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
9. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
10. If a deaf person swears in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
11. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
12. Does a mother hen tell her chicks bugs taste like chicken?

Hehehehehehe... yep... this would be a pretty good time to say that thing that kenny always does...

Random Facts of the Month 3!

2007-07-31T18:38:00.000+11:00

Phew, just managed to squeeze these random facts in time:

- According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction
- When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.
- 1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.
- Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.
- When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.
- Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15% wider than normal.
- The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
- Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.
- Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.

Enjoy!

The Game

2007-07-29T23:00:00.000+11:00

The Game.

Its here...The Line Game!

2007-07-26T21:21:00.000+11:00

Thanks to Wef, now everybody can enjoy this excellent game. It was so good I had to make an official post of it. Its a terribly addictive game, which I believe is one of the best small flash games. It is a MUST PLAY! It lets you post highscores once your done!
To play click here or for future time, you can play the game in the 'games' section.

Total games=171

Please...do Enjoy!

Latest Games!

2007-07-24T20:30:00.000+11:00

Stuffdogs have now added 13 more maginificent games, including the amazingly addictive series:
- 'Puzzled' and
- 'Squareman'
As well as the sequel to Stick Avalanche, Stick Avalanche 2 (thanks to Wef) which is much more better than the original, with all new multiplayer mode.
This and more games in the Stuffdogs 'Games' section!

And remember if you have a highscore please feel free to post in the highscores room.

Total games=170

Enjoy!

Family Guy Quotes

2007-07-19T18:27:00.000+11:00

This page is dedicated (not to me) but to family guy! Please post all those family guy quotes(you've been desperately waiting for an excuse to get out) under the comments section of this post.

I might also like to add that the lucky number for this post is....
0 ... (how fortunate...) ... ... 0 ... ... 8!
Thats right! 8! But that's boring... so lets do it again!

0... ... 8 ... ... 2!
Yes! 82!
Lets all see if we can get to 82! It'll be tough, but the SDGMA will prevail!

Postman Pat Middlesbrough Style!

2007-07-17T21:15:00.000+11:00

LOL, I found this so hilarious I had to make an official post on it.

Enjoy!

P.S This movie will soon be found in Stuffdogs movies section.

Big Update!

2007-07-16T22:08:00.000+11:00

Stuffdogs has undergone quiet a big update adding more games and movies, but also formatting the layout of the pages mentioned as well.
Stuffdogs have fixed some more games and added 6 more games which I believe are quite good, including Stick Arena and the latest Yetisports: Yetisports 10 Icicle Climb.
But my favourite games added would have to be Ballbounce, X Bounce and Kitty Cannon, though all are good.
Also, the movies page has a undergone a little change, as well as adding 3 more fantastic movies: The Dentist, The Evil Strawberry and the 7th installment of the funny series Burnt Face Man!

Total games=157 Total Movies=154

Enjoy!

Friday The 13th

2007-07-13T16:48:00.000+11:00

It's Friday the 13th!!!
Oh, and it's also my cousin's birthday, but...
It's Friday the 13th!!!
This post is dedicated (not to Ham) but to Friday the 13th.

Quote of the Month 2!

2007-07-11T09:45:00.000+11:00

Here are your quotes for July...

Cthon98: hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
Cthon98: ********* see!
AzureDiamond: hunter2
AzureDiamond: doesnt look like stars to me
Cthon98: *******
Cthon98: thats what I see
AzureDiamond: oh, really?
Cthon98: Absolutely
AzureDiamond: you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
AzureDiamond: haha, does that look funny to you?
Cthon98: lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
AzureDiamond: thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
Cthon98: yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
AzureDiamond: awesome!
AzureDiamond: wait, how do you know my pw?
Cthon98: er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
AzureDiamond: oh, ok.

xxxGirlygirlxxx: Thank you for listening to me.
xxxGirlygirlxxx: You know your a really good listener.
xxxGirlygirlxxx: Sweety please say something.
Sandaedar: Ok I'm back.

Enjoy!

Anagram Genius

2007-07-06T13:25:00.000+11:00

While being a spastic, and looking up randomnessness, I found this most awesome site where you can change any thing you want (supposed to be your name) into another form. For example I have taken kenny's, wef's and my own real FULL name and messed it up a little:
- Ham = 'Ha Ha! Jerk ban 'n' not! (whatever the hell that's supposed to mean...)
- Kenny = 'Weeny 'n' Nags' (again... interesting...)
- Wef = 'Sex mad, lane hijackers'
The last is probably the most sensible one, but you can try heaps of things that are actually pretty weird, eg. George Bush = 'He bugs Gore.' - Hilarious!
If you'd like to try it out yourself do not visit the site here. That is designed to confuse you and to make sure that you are actually reading what important notices I have to say, and not just skimming through this very large and boring amount of looooong words, looking for the link which will take you to the site. If you actually want to visit it, the site is www.anagramgenius.com/server.html

Enjoy!

Can You Read This?

2007-07-05T23:29:00.001+11:00

Can you read this?? Olny srmat poelpe can! ?

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Enjoy!

Some funny things

2007-07-05T21:20:00.000+11:00

Here are some funny things I found while going through the net:
These are excuse notes that school secretaries have actually received. Some of these were in an article in the Detroit News back in the 1970s.
- “John was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.”
- Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
- “Please excuse Johnny for being. It was his father’s fault.”
Also, some hilarious quotes from sport stars:
- “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father” Greg Norman
- “The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.” Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.
- “I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.” - Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

Enjoy!

1-800-MAGIC

2007-07-05T18:47:00.000+11:00

1-800-MAGIC is a funny animated mini-series made in the game Shadowrun, similar to Red vs. Blue (in fact it's made by the same people) that was made in Halo. Both can be found on RoosterTeeth.com.
Watch:
First Episode
Second Episode
Third Episode
Fourth Episode
I might throw in some Red vs Blue links later, but for now I'm too lazy.

Passing The Time

2007-07-05T13:04:00.000+11:00

Ham said: "i hate lying there for 8 hours though... if anybody could tell me effective ways to pass the time, please make a post"
The most effective thing to do in bed to pass the time for eight hours is to knock yourself unconscious by smashing your head against the wall repeatedly until the wall is painted red.
Well, that's what I do anyway, if you have any better suggestions for passing the time over night in bed, please leave a comment.

**Disclaimer**: Wef will take no responsibility for damage to your wall or brain. Wef is not qualified in any area of Science or Medical(ness?) and anything he says should be ignored, at risk of self-harm.

Joke of the Month 4!

2007-07-04T21:28:00.000+11:00

Here's your joke for the month of July:
During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks."
The bartender said, "That's fine, but we're in the middle of the Depression, so I'll need to see some money first."
The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can't believe what he's seeing. "Where did you get all that money?" asked the bartender.
"I'm a professional gambler," replied the man.
The bartender said, "There's no such thing! I mean, your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?"
"Well, I only bet on sure things," said the guy.
"Like what?" asked the bartender.
"Well, for example, I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye," he said.
The bartender thought about it. "Okay," he said.
So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it. "Aw, you screwed me," said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50.
"I'll give you another chance. I'll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my left eye," said the stranger.
The bartender thought again and said, "Well, I know you're not blind, I mean, I watched you walk in here. I'll take that bet." So, the guy pulled out his false teeth and bit his left eye.
"Aw, you screwed me again!" protested the bartender.
"That's how I win so much money, bartender. I'll just take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty dollars," said the man.
With that, the guy went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a skunk, he said, "Bartender, I'll give you one last chance. I'll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop."
The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn't even stand up straight on two feet, much less one. "Okay, you're on," he said.
The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle.
The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender said, "Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!"
The guy climbed down off the bar and said, "That's okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you and the bar and still make you laugh!"
Enjoy!

Hand/Eye Co-ordination Test

2007-07-04T19:53:00.000+11:00

Think you've got the best skills with the mouse out there?
Well, nows the time to test em because I've just found this cool blue ball test.
It's not hard to get the general idea of, all you have to do is just click the blue ball to progress through to the next level.
Please feel free to post what level you got up to in the highscores page.
You can visit the game here
Good Luck.

Spammers

2007-07-03T12:05:00.000+11:00

Stuffdogs have put the comments back, but from now on spammers will not be tolerated at Stuffdogs. If there is any spam on a post, the spam, or if necessary the whole post will be deleted. If more spam follows, Stuffdogs will permantly remove the ability to comment on posts.

Oh, and I know who the spammer is...

Dont ENJOY it

Another Poster

2007-07-01T18:57:00.000+11:00

Ham can now post too, thanks to some good persuading and, none other than Kenny himself. I might like to remind everyone that, even while i can post and do visit stuffdogs frequently, a post from me might also be rare.
This might soon change in time.

I will try and help to change the poll as soon as I can.

Some Addictive Games!

2007-06-30T14:54:00.000+11:00

Stuffdogs have now added 3 more terribly addicting games! They are definetely a must play!
Added are:
- Stick Avalanche
- Ragdoll Avalanche
These games are both similar to the original Falldown.
Stuffdogs are also proud to announce:
- FallOut!
Its the latest game in sequel to Fall Down and Fall Down 2 with a twist!

Total games=152

Enjoy!

Cyanide and Happiness Galore!

2007-06-29T20:55:00.000+11:00

It's been a while since i've added anything Cyanide and Happiness, so i've decided to add 1 WHOLE page of Cyanide and Happiness comics to laugh at. They're hilarious, you'll find these comics in the 'fun stuff' section.
Also, ALL the Cyanide and Happiness movies are on Stuffdogs for everyone to watch in 'big screen' mode.

Total movies=152

Enjoy!

Another New C&H Short Animation

2007-06-24T17:37:00.000+11:00

Yep, there's another new Cyanide & Happiness animation on Explosm.net, titled 'The Magic Hat'.
Click here to view it, or here to go back and watch some of the other C&H animations first.

...and no I'm not going to say "Enjoy!"

Optical illusions change!

2007-06-22T21:16:00.000+11:00

Stuffdogs are happy to announce that the optical illusions have now moved to the pics section. Simply click on the 'optical illusions' link to view all the wonderful illusions including:
- THE JESUS ILLUSION (thanks to Ham for this one)

Enjoy!

Movies Page Redone!

2007-06-18T20:57:00.000+11:00

Due to popular 'demand' Stuffdogs have redone the movies page to make it looker better than ever before. With the new page you will have LESS scrolling to do, and the page is also quite PLEASING to the eye.

Also Stuffdogs have fixed the links that weren't working before such as the 'gyroball' and 'other stuff' links.

Enjoy!

The Poll

2007-06-17T19:43:00.000+11:00

Its time for a different poll.
Simply comment under this post with your ideas for the new poll.

Your Say!

2007-06-17T15:24:00.001+11:00

Stuffdogs have modified the movies page but would like to know whether you like it or not.
Stuffdogs want to know if you like the old or new movies page.
Please comment on which page you would prefer.

Enjoy!

Games update

2007-06-16T21:22:00.000+11:00

Stuffdogs have fixed some popular games such as:
- Bubble trouble
- City Jumper
- 3D Worm
- Battlepong
And have also added two more addictive and fun games.
- Heli Attack 3 (after Heli Attack 2)
- Gyroball (Addictive game)
They're a must play!

Total games=149

Enjoy!

Picture Perfect

2007-06-16T21:11:00.000+11:00

Stuffdogs have updated the Pics section by making it better. Now the pictures have been put in categories for your convenience.

Enjoy!

Random Facts of the Month 2!

2007-06-15T20:28:00.000+11:00

Here are your random facts for June...
- The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.
- On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag.
- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
- A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
- It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
- The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

Enjoy!

New Cyanide & Happiness Short Animation

2007-06-12T18:28:00.000+11:00

The title pretty much says it all, there has been another C&H short animation released on Explosm.net.
Click here to view it, or here to go back and watch some of the other C&H animations first.
In my personal opinion it isn't great, but you might want to check it out anyway.

BoOmberman

2007-06-05T21:34:00.000+11:00

I found this free Bomberman game on the internet. Its made in Flash, and while it does have some bugs, it is still playable. Currently only PvP is working, but thats the best bit anyway.
Go to Boomberman if you're in the mood for an online game of Bomberman.

Quotes of the Month!

2007-06-05T17:06:00.000+11:00

Stuffdogs have a new segment with funny quotes from Bash.org. There will be new ones every month for 2007. Here are the quotes for June:
i8b4uUnderground: d-_-b
BonyNoMore: how u make that inverted b?
BonyNoMore:wait
BonyNoMore: never mind

Th3No0b: Im going to be the next hitler
Th3No0b: Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
RageAgainsttheAmish: why the clown
Th3No0b: See? no one cares about the jews
RageAgainsttheAmish: lmao

haha...Enjoy!

Joke of the Month 3!

2007-06-01T22:22:00.001+11:00

Ah...the first day of June...here's are some blonde jokes to enjoy:
1.
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
2.
BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"
WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."
BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."

Enjoy!

Random Quotes

2007-05-31T22:39:00.000+11:00

The title says it all.
Feel free to comment random quotes from movies, TV shows, whatever.
I would ask that you post your favourite bash.org quotes under the Bash.org post I made earlier.
When you comment, please say where the quote is from, if you can remember.

Favourite Stuff

2007-05-31T21:25:00.001+11:00

Please feel free to comment and tell us what your favourite song/movie/book/game/whatever and put links to them if you want.
I'll start by putting:

Saw Theme Music
Halo Theme Music
Austin Powers Theme Music
James Bond Theme Music
Mission Impossible Theme Music

That's obviously for people who like theme music.
Please note they are all links to YouTube videos.

Bash.org

2007-05-31T21:08:00.000+11:00

This has been mentioned before, but I thought I might as well make it official.

Bash.org is a site where people post funny conversations from IRC (an online chat program, or as some like to say, "multiplayer notepad").
So I strongly suggest you check it out here

Please not that the site contains strong coarse language, sexual references and adult themes and is recommended for mature audiences.

P.S. I just had to put sex in bold.
P.P.S. Feel free to comment your favourite quotes, try not to use to much foul language please.

Wef's First Post

2007-05-31T20:53:00.000+11:00

Wef now has the ability to post on Stuffdogs, as you can see here. This is thanks to Kenny. So here's to my first post.

P.S. My competition ends shortly!

Wef's competition!

2007-05-28T17:30:00.000+11:00

Wef has suggested a competition where the person who can get passed -67 metres on pendulumeca gets 10c plus 5c for every metre after that, max $1.
To check my highscore, just simply go to the highscores page

Enjoy!

Push Me!

2007-05-27T21:11:00.000+11:00

Hehehehe, just try and push it.

(Warning only for bored people)

Enjoy!

Added and Fixed!

2007-05-22T21:19:00.000+11:00

Stuffdogs have now added an ALL NEW highscores page. In here you can post all your highscores that you have got and post it on the chatbox. That way others know what score you got and can try and beat it.
Speaking of games, I have fixed some popular games like:
-Fall Down
-Fall Down 2
-Redblock (Ham's fav)
-Super Mario Rampage
and -Heli Attack 2

Enjoy!

Comment!

2007-05-17T20:45:00.001+11:00

This post is meant to be commented at...

Enjoy!

Mega Movie Mayhem!!!

2007-05-16T21:01:00.000+11:00

Stuffdogs has gone on a Mega Movie rampage and have added heaps of hilarious movies that MUST be seen, including:
- More family guys clips
- Umbilical Brothers
- Stick Death clips (DC suggested this)
- She Blocked Me (DC again)
- Super Mario Fustration (hehe...hilarious...)
and - Darth Vadar Being a Smartass

Remember these movies MUST be watched. Do not FORGET OR DIE! (Ham suggest this)

Total movies=147

Enjoy!

Google Fighting!

2007-05-14T22:16:00.000+11:00

Out of Wef, Ham, Kenny, Kars annd Charlie in google fights who would win? (Sorry DC, you'd own...)
It seems that...
Kars beat Wef...Kenny beats Kars...Ham beats Kenny...Charlie beats Ham.

Charlie reigns supreme! Much to the dissapointment of others...

Also, visit the google fights website here and try and find the best fighter! Post the best fighter on Stuffdogs!

Enjoy!

Dedicated dot.orgs

2007-05-14T21:00:00.000+11:00

Dot orgs dedicated to:
Wef: www.wef.org
Ham:www.ham.org
Kenny:www.kenny.org
Kars: www.kars.org

Oh...and by the way this is Stuffdogs 100th post...not that anyone cares...

Enjoy!

New Poll!

2007-05-11T13:27:00.001+11:00

I think everybody was getting sick of the old poll...so here's a new and fresh one!
Get voting!

Enjoy!

Hams's Game!

2007-05-11T13:03:00.000+11:00

Ham has made his OWN game so I am happy to announce that it is now on Stuffdogs!
To play this game:
-click on the link, and a pop up box should show up
- Click open
- Wait a while then go to the top of the screen and there should be a green arrow, click on that.
Click here to play.
If you do not have the program dont worry, you can download it by clicking here
Total games=147

Enjoy!

Random Facts of the Month 1!

2007-05-08T22:37:00.000+11:00

As well as Jokes of the Month, Stuffdogs now have Random Facts of the Month! Again this only applies for the year 2007.
Here are your random facts:
-The original name of Bank of America was Bank of Italy.
-In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
-Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
-The ant, when intoxicated, will always fall over to its right side.
Be surprised because all these facts are TRUE!

Enjoy!

Joke of the Month 2!

2007-05-04T21:09:00.000+11:00

I've decided that these jokes of the month will only apply for 2007. Since its a new month, here's the joke!
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

Remember all these jokes can be viewed in the fun stuff section.

Enjoy!

Games underway!

2007-04-29T12:33:00.000+11:00

Stuffdogs have now fixed some of the games that previously didn't work. Games now working include:
Desktop Tower Defence (NEW! yep, thats on stuffdogs!)
Curveball
Line Rider
and plenty more popular games!

Total games=146

Enjoy!

More Movies!

2007-04-28T15:16:00.000+11:00

Stuffdogs have just recently added 8 more hilarious movies to the site that you MUST watch or else...
We have added 7 hilarious and side splitting family guy clips, plus also the very funny: 'Charlie goes to Candy Mountain'
Make sure to check them ALL out in the movies page!

Total movies=134

Enjoy!!

The hardest enigma!

2007-04-24T21:40:00.000+11:00

Ham has suggested this. It is probably the hardest engima on the internet. It has something to do with solving the clues and processing through to the next level, it is quite hard but dont give up!
Here is the website, try for yourself, and if you work out how to do it could you please post it on the website.
Hardest engima - Frvade
Here is another one I have found that is similar:
Hardest riddle - Notpron

I have also added these link onto the 'quick links' for future purposes.

Enjoy!

Cool new illusions!

2007-04-23T19:53:00.000+11:00

Cool new illusions!! It'll make your mind-boggle!
How many black dots are there?

Stare at the dot and watch the grey haze around it disappear!

Check out all the cool optical
illusions in the other stuff section!

Enjoy!

Recovering

2007-04-22T15:03:00.000+11:00

Finally I haved fixed the movies section of the page and also beginning to fix the games section.
I have added 5 new movies which are the most popular in their original websites so they're bound to be good. Make sure you watch them now!

Total movies=126

Enjoy!

Joke of the Month 1!

2007-04-22T10:48:00.000+11:00

Yes, yes. Its about time we had some laughter and what better way than to put some jokes of the month!!
Here's your joke for April 2007: really funny!
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

Remember, all these jokes can be seen in the 'fun stuff' section of the site, and if you find some funny jokes please post a link to it!

Enjoy!

Back!!

2007-04-22T10:47:00.000+11:00

Stuffdogs is finally up and running again and to celebrate I have just about fixed the movies page. Check it out!

If there are any problems on the website e.g links not working please leave a comment or post.

Enjoy!

Slowing Fixing

2007-01-20T14:47:00.000+11:00

Stuffdogs is now back on the way to recovery! Sorry about the long delay.

Pics section (FIXED on 20/1/07)
Download section (FIXED on 20/1/07)
Other stuff section (FIXED on 27/1/07)
Fun stuff section (FIXED on 27/1/07)

Enjoy!

Not again! :)

2007-01-09T10:57:00.000+11:00

Sorry everybody, but Stuffdogs unfortunately is unvailable again cause only the home page works. Hopefully Stuffdogs can get the site up and running soon.

Sorry for the inconvenience,

Enjoy!!

Some stuff!

2007-01-03T08:42:00.000+11:00

Possibly the hardest tongue twister?
“sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick”

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."-George Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

Classic Wef.

Enjoy!

New Poll!

2006-12-29T16:32:00.000+11:00

After ages with the same old poll, Stuffdogs has decided it was time for a new one.

It appears on the main page, so get voting!

Enjoy!

Almost fixed!

2006-12-29T15:08:00.000+11:00

The movies page is now also fixed!

Also, thanks to Wef(again) for suggesting a length converter, which can now be seen in the fun stuff section.

Enjoy!

More fixing

2006-12-28T10:28:00.000+11:00

Stuffdogs, have now fixed the 'fun stuff' and 'other stuff' page.
We have also added a whole new page of cyanide and happiness to enjoy.

Enjoy!

New Domain.

2006-12-28T10:26:00.000+11:00

As you should know, the domain: stuffdogs.tk doesn't work. For now, type in www.stuffdogs.blogspot.com to access the site. I will try to fix this problem as soon as possible.

Reconstruction

2006-12-27T20:19:00.000+11:00

As you should have noticed lately, Stuffdogs is having some technocal difficulties, that you cannot access the games, movies, pics, downloads page etc.
So Stuffdogs is proud to say that you can finally access the funny pics and downloads page! And Stuffdogs will soon hopefully have the whole site fixed!

Thanks to Wef, who suggested some pictures and I have added 10 more.

Total pics=95

Enjoy!

Merry Christmas!!!

2006-12-25T13:10:00.000+11:00

Merry Christmas to everyone!!!

And happy birthday to Kenny!! Go Kenny! He's the best!

Cyanide and Happiness movies!

2006-12-24T12:12:00.000+11:00

New to Stuffdogs are the Cyanide and Happiness movies. We have almost the complete range, from 'I Love Noodles' to 'The Sign'. To watch these hilarious movies go to the movies page.

Total movies=121

Enjoy!

Testing

2006-12-24T12:11:00.001+11:00

this is a test

Check World Time!

2006-12-23T12:27:00.000+11:00

Now at Stuffdogs, you can check the time around the world. Go to the 'other stuff' page and click on Check World Time link.

Thanks to Wef for suggesting this.

Enjoy!

Virtual Bubble Wrap!

2006-12-23T11:23:00.000+11:00

For those who love popping bubble wrap, now you can do it online! Simply go to the 'fun stuff' section and click on the Virtual Bubble Wrap link and get popping!!

Total fun stuff=13

Enjoy!

Crystal Ball - Mind Reader!

2006-12-22T20:40:00.000+11:00

This is truly awesome and can really read your mind. Just go to the 'fun stuff' section and click on the crystal ball - mind reader link. Follow the instructons and prepared to be amazed!

Thanks to Ham for suggesting it.

Enjoy!

Kenny Translator!

2006-12-22T16:27:00.000+11:00

Believe it or not, there is a now a Kenny translator, which can translate normal word into the language of Kenny (from south park).

Click here to see this amazing thing!

It has also been added to the quick links and the fun stuff page!

Enjoy!

Almost there!

2006-12-21T21:20:00.003+11:00

Christmas is almost here with just a few sleeps to go.

Cant wait...

Fido puzzle!

2006-12-20T19:48:00.000+11:00

Fido puzzle is a unique little puzzle which tries to read your mind. Follow the instructions and see if it guesses your number.

To access the puzzle click on the 'fun stuff' link.

Enjoy!

Mind Reader

2006-12-17T08:40:00.000+11:00

See if this site can read your mind. It did for me.

http://petrix.com/magic/magic1.htm

Enjoy!!

Pendulumeca!

2006-12-05T19:50:00.000+11:00

With Christmas coming in less than four weeks, I've introduced a fresh game to Stuffdogs, it's called Pendulumeca and features a dude swinging, a bit like spider man, the aim is to try and swing as far as you can without crashing. Check it out!

Total games=145

Enjoy!

Line Flyer!

2006-11-24T22:18:00.000+11:00

Newly added is a game similar to Line Rider, its called Line Flyer. There's not much difference except that there is a change of vehicle, and also, I've added a Line Flyer game with an undo button to fix your mistakes!!

Total games=144

Enjoy!!

Line Rider!

2006-11-24T07:34:00.000+11:00

New to Stuffdogs, Line Rider has emerged!!
This awesome game is one of the most addictive ever made. It is relatively simple where a little dude runs on a track that you make!

Try it out in the games section!

Total games=142

Enjoy

Further more pics!!

2006-11-22T20:44:00.000+11:00

I've recently added another 13 hilarious pics to keep you entertained, ranging from funny road signs to sidewalk illusions!

Total pics=85

Enjoy!

Extra stuff!

2006-11-21T21:29:00.000+11:00

I've added a whole hep of things to Stuffdogs to make it better.

First, for the first time there is a language translator in the 'fun stuff' section'.
Secondly, I have reconfigured the movies page and added 5 more funny youtube movies. Check them out!
And finally, I've added an awesome game called curveball which is a lot like 3D Pong. Go play it now!

Total movies=115
Total games=141

Enjoy!

Tongue Twisters!

2006-11-15T20:05:00.000+11:00

Check out the all new tongue twisters in the 'other stuff' section!

Enjoy!

Added cool stuff!

2006-11-11T14:11:00.000+11:00

Stuffdogs is proud to announce the latest Cyanide and Happiness comics, with 3 more pages, and tons more brain teasers!

Enjoy!

More Stuff!

2006-11-07T19:21:00.000+11:00

There are more 'did you know facts' and 'brain teasers' than ever before.

To ckeck them out visit the 'other stuff' section and click on the links.

Enjoy!

Brain Teasers and Optical Illusions!

2006-11-04T16:04:00.000+11:00

Brain teasers have arrived at Stuffdogs! Get your brain to it!

Plus, I've added more optical illusions for you eyes to enjoy. Get your eyes to it!

Both can be accesed in the 'other stuff' page!

Enjoy!

Cyanide and Happiness!

2006-10-30T21:36:00.000+11:00

Cyanide and Happiness are the most hilarious comics i've ever seen!!
Here's just a taste:

To look at all these hilarious comics, just go to the 'fun stuff' section and click on the Cyanide and Happiness link.

Enjoy!